Aetolia

From The Ankyrean Archives

Midnight has fallen on the world of Aetolia. From every corner of the land, factions of darkness rise to challenge each other in epic struggles for supremacy. Amid the gathering darkness, the faithful of the light stand unwavering, defying the toll of midnight through sheer force of will and spirituality. Cities, guilds, noble houses, and dedicated followers of the ever-present Deities clash upon the battlefields of war, politics, magic, and power. Only those whose heart and purpose does not waver amid the eternal conflict of darkness and light can hope to see the coming of dawn - or delve deeper into the forbidden delights of this dark Age.

• Join a thriving city, skilled guild, noble house, religious Order, or clan. Or Embrace the darkness and become one of the walking dead: a vampire?

• Conquer foes with the deepest, most complex combat system around. Lead troops into battle with our epic warfare and diplomacy system.

• Create and sell goods of your own design with our huge variety of craft skills. Set up a shop of your own and grow wealthy as a merchant.

• Ascend to the highest ranks of political office, where your decisions will shape the history of the world. Or aspire to the ultimate challenge: that of becoming a God!

• Join us now in the Midnight Age, and step into a realm of intrigue that will test your resolve, your wits, and your very soul. For darkness or for light? The answer is known to none but you.

Trivia

Two of the five points listed above are, in fact, lies.

Protip: It's two and four.

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• Taken from the Aetolia website. ©2008 Iron Realms Entertainment

And IRC said, "Let there be lulz!"

Behold! The IRC Channel offered us this gold mine of lulz. And it was good.

Here is Aetolia's main page for your reading enjoyment vague amusement.

Preface

MIDNIGHT HAS FAL3N ON TEH WORLD OF A32LIA!!!!1!!! FROM EV3RY CORNER OF TEH LAND FACTIONS OF DARKN3S RIES 2 CHALANG3 EACH OTHER IN EPIC STRUGLAS FOR SUPRAMACY!1!!1! WTF MID TEH GATHERNG DARKNAS DA FATEHFUL OF DA LIGHT STAND UNWAEVRNG DEFYNG DA 2L OF MIDNIGHT THROUGH SHER FORCE OF WIL AND SPIRITUALITY!!1!!1 LOL CITEIS GUILDS NOBLE HOUESS AND DADICAETD FOLOWERS OF TEH 3V3R-PRES3NT DEITEIS CLASH UPON DA BATL3FEILDS OF WAR POLITIS MAGIC AND POWAR!!11111 OMG WTF LOL ONLEY THOSE WHOSE H3ART AND PURPOSE DOAS NOT WAEVR MID DA 3TERNAL CONFLICT OF DARKN3S AND LIGHT CAN HOP3 2 SE DA COMNG OF DAWN - OR DELV3 DEP3R IN2 TEH FORBID3N D3LIGHTS OF THES DARK AEG!1!11111! OMG WTF LOL

JOIN A THRIVNG CITY SKILAD GUILD NOBLE HOUES RALIGIOS ORDER OR CLAN!1!!!111! WTF LOL OR EMBRAEC DA DARKNAS AND BCOME ONE OF DA WOKNG DEAD A VMPIER

CONQUER!1!!! WTF FOES WIT TEH DEPAST MOST COMPL3X COMBAT SYSTEM AROUND!111!! OMG LEAD TROPS IN2 BATLE WIT OUR 3PIC R AND DIPLOMACY SYSTEM!!11!1 LOL

CRAAET AND SAL GODS OF UR OWN DESIGN WIT OUR HUG3 VAREITY OF CRAFT SKILS!111!11 OMG WTF SET UP A SHOP OF UR OWN AND GROW WEALTHY AS A MERCHANT

ASCEND!!!1!!1 OMG WTF 2 TEH HIGH3ST RANKS OF POLITICAL OFIEC WHERE UR DECISIONS WIL SHAEP TEH HIS2RY OF DA WORLD!!!111!! OMG OR ASPIER 2 DA ULTIMAET CHALENGA TAHT OF BCOMNG A GOD!11!1 WTF LOL

JOIN US NOW IN DA MIDNIGHT AEG AND STEP IN2 A RAALM OF INTRIGUE TAHT WIL TEST UR RESOLVE UR WITS AND UR VERY SU!11!1 WTF FOR DARKN3S OR FOR LIGHT??????? LOL TEH ANSWAR SI KNOWN 2 NONA BUT U!11!11! WTF LOL