Atrapoema
From The Ankyrean Archives
| Atrapoema Truly terrifying. | |
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| Name | Atrapoema "Kriv" Selannor |
| Birth date | 21st Lanosian, 149 MA |
| Class | Bahkatu |
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Azudim |
| Status | Living |
| Level | 102 |
| Sexuality | Raging homosexual. |
| Birthplace | Tasur'ke |
| Marital status | Married |
| Spouse | Missari |
| Guild | |
| Guild | Bahkatu |
| Guildrank | 1 |
| City | |
| City | None |
| Positions held | None |
| Cityrank | None |
| Characteristics | |
| Height | Shorter. |
| Weight | Shorter. |
| Hair | Shorter. |
| Eyes | Shorter. |
The Man
He is a powerful Azudim, just shy of five feet, despite the slight slouch to his posture. His lean, muscular frame is covered in slate-coloured flesh, the leathery skin pulled taut. A mane of soft, white fur encompasses his neck and shoulders, its length reaching down the better part of his back; above the base of his batlike ears, the fur diverges to trace both brows and jawline. His facial features are nearly uninterruped, save for the slight weight of his brow and the wide, unwavering split of his mouth, the likes of which reaches from nearly one ear to the other. A pair of mismatched eyes - the right a clear blue, the left a dark gold - sit above a pair of slits that function as his nose. A strange, flat blackness seems to be creeping in upon the sclera of the left eye, leaving very little white about the iris. Finalizing his form are sets of claws on hands and feet, and the same fur comprising his wild mane lining the outsides of arms, legs, and even from the top of his ribs to his hips.
The Legend
Widely known as the first and only shovel-fetishist in the land, Atrapoema is a big bad bear (?) from NOWHERE. His hobbies include shovels, using shovels, raping your face, telling people he will cut their tongues out for selling inks over the market, bitching about Angel Refuge and being so emo he shits bats.
He likes Ashtani rum and hard cock, in that order.
Rumour has it that Missari is, in fact, the more masculine of the pair. This is supported by her giant steel balls and Atrapoema's shrill voice and tiny stature. Another rumor has it that he is a giant asshat, and that the Atabahi only kept him around because he happens to blackmail all the leaders.
Only then Missari galumphed bahq and told him to stop blackmailing, but his scorned hoes became angry and kicked his ass out of Spinesreach.
Then he went to become a bear, but only after a few month's waiting period in which they had to vote to keep him or not by leadership clan referendum, after which the main guild of bears became angry that they were not allowed to have a say and argued for a while about whether or not it was okay to keep the results, during which time they would not tell him the results until finally the Alpha decided it was okay to go with their actual guild law. Yeah, that run on sentence structure describes the occasion better than the words. Awesome.
Immediately upon becoming one with the Sleuth, Atrapoema received about 638 breeding requests tutoring requests from the many fembears of the guild, after which he was promptly overwhelmed and fell into a cave somewhere. Rumor has it he's still recuperating completely failing at gaining class because he refuses to partake in pantomime or something equally spiritually fulfilling.
Shown here: http://forums.aetolia.com/index.php?showtopic=12349
Memorable Quotes
<<Atabahi>>: Atrapoema says, "Nine bottles of rum on the floor, niiine bottles of ruuum. The Imp steals four, right off the floor, five bottles of rum on the floor."
<<Atabahi>>: Atrapoema says, "Four bootTles Zf rum with the Imp, fouuuur bottles oF rru *hic* uUm. The Imp downed one, I can't rhymE while drunV, two and a habf botttl *hic* es of rum le *hic* fTt wiTh the Imp."
Atrapoema tells you, "Kid, I can howl three different pitches at once while getting fucked in the ass."
