Calikura

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Calikura Pimpin'.
Looks are deceptive.
Name	Calikura Voltaire.
Birth date	17th Severin, 171 MA.
Class	Bloodborn.
Gender	Male.
Race	Rajamala.
Status	Consanguine.
Level	97.
Alignment	Crooked.
Sexuality	Straight.
Marital status	Married.
Spouse	Ijukat Voltaire.
Guild
Guild	Bloodborn.
Positions held	None
Guildrank	8.
House
House	Voltaire.
Positions held	None.
Houserank	9.
City
City	Bloodloch
Positions held	Hierarch of Corruption (Cardinal)
Cityrank	6.
Order
Order	Chakrasul
Positions held	None.
Orderrank	9.
Characteristics
Height	5'1".
Hair	Silver.
Eyes	Deep blue.
Fetish	Ears.

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"Calikura is here, flipping the bird. He wields a gleaming teradrite rapier in his left hand and a black choker with chained nipple clamps in his right."

- Calikura shows off his amazing manual dexterity.

Description

He is a tiger-like Rajamala vampire and is a slim figure standing at slightly above five feet tall. His fur is primarily a dull silver, with faint tints of blue and yellow appearing as stripes on his lower body. Small pointy ears adorn a round, pale face. His eyes are a deep blue, a shade resembling that of the far seas. A miniature feline nose and thin slit of a mouth complete his nearly flawless visage. Faint nicks and shallow cuts can be seen near his nose and mouth, though somewhat concealed by his short facial furs. His limbs appear well-built, as if they had been through a lot of physical training, and at the end of each, razor sharp claws complement sturdy paws. A long, silver-furred tail drags behind him, swaying from side to side as he walks.

Profile

An egoistic poor sod of a Consanguine, he is a master Guild hopper. He who started out as an Infernal, switched to being an Atabahi when he lost GM election to Srielity and others. From the snuggly puppy Atabahi, he eventually switched to being a Bloodborn, and is known to be Kiralla's childe (like half the vampires in the game), as well as a member of the House Voltaire. He is also fond of abusing his underlings and kidnapping novices to take to his house, concealed within the deep recesses of Spinesreach. One of his many favourite pastimes is scrutinizing people in the act of procreation, as he takes notes on the varying degrees of stamina needed.

One would think he has a phobia of sex ever since Marharet bit down on his fzoole hard. That's gotta hurt. Ouch! Ha.

Note: He always has had a big ego and a short temper. X10 when he turned Bloodborn. Srsly. That makes it about 9001.

Note2: He is often mistaken for a female. This apparently annoys him.

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAND!

But seriously. He's now a PKwhoring little bitch (or at least he tries). He's half successful, being an OP BB. He's rarely successful politically, often losing Overlord elections in Bloodloch.

He also likes to engage in an healthy dose of buttsex from time to time.