Dweia
From The Ankyrean Archives
| Dweia Finger Sneezing "Typosees" faster than a speeding bullet | |
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| Name | Dweia |
| Birth date | 25th of Niuran, 239 MA |
| Class | Zealot. |
| Gender | Female. |
| Cup size | 36 D. |
| Race | Tsol'aa |
| Level | 82 |
| Sexuality | Straight. |
| Marital status | Single. |
| Guild | |
| Guild | Daru |
| Guildrank | On Probation |
| Characteristics | |
| Height | Woman. |
| Weight | Light. |
| Hair | Black. |
| Eyes | Brown. |
| Fetish | Organs |
| This character is a complete nobody. Feel free to prove us wrong with an informative edit. |
Dweia was one of the Childer of Darliea. Keep it away from sharp objects and genitalia. She got cured to join the tree humpers, stayed there for a while, and has since joined the Magi.
Dweia, after joining the Droodles
Dweia has been slain by the freezing power of a shadow.
(Web): Dweia says, "I'm going to my grove to lick my beaten ass."
Dweia, on Dhar the Underking
Dweia says, "Maybe he needs a cleansing enema to get rid of all his malodorous spirits, and grumpyness?"
You hear a high-pitched screaming noise and instantly, a bolt of blue, crackling energy strikes Dweia. Her body arches as her mouth opens in a noiseless scream. Blue fire erupts out of her eye sockets and mouth and her charred body crumples to the ground. Stricken, Dweia collapses to the ground, a dense mist escapes from the orifices of her body, until nothing but a withered husk remains.
Dweia, on the Subject of Male Anatomy
(Web): Dweia says, "Personally I wanna teach my wisp how to skin a weenie and then give a hand job with rock salt."
(Web): Haedyn says, "Ballsack? D."
(Web): Dweia says, "Peeled delicately like a grape and dipped in rubbing alchohol?"
(Web): Dweia says, "Tell her to go suck a nut and get over herself."
(Web): Dweia says, "Which I could then delicately lick from all availible surfaces."
(Web): Dweia says, "That somehoe some way she WAS going to get me to voercome my typose."
Dweia, on the Subject of Droodles and Bears (Oh my!)
Lady of Stutters, Dweia Voltaire, Sneezing Tongue says, "Buncha inbred, double ass ended ignorant savages."
Dweia, on Benedicto
Dedicant of Summer, Dweia Te'Straif-Neitora says, "I reaally think I need to get tailoriing and an embroidery needle."
Dedicant of Summer, Dweia Te'Straif-Neitora says, "Nd a BUNCH of holdfast sigils."
Dedicant of Summer, Dweia Te'Straif-Neitora says, "Do a tapestry of him in aa diaper that's half off, finger painting with his own poo and throwing a tantrum because someone told him NO!"
Dedicant of Summer, Dweia Te'Straif-Neitora says, "And then wallpaper the continent with them."
Dweia, on the subject of mistells
(Bloodloch): Dweia says, "Making fun of him for figuring out that God buried a man's clit up his ass?"
(Bloodloch): Dweia says, "Hrmph miss."
Dweia on Jerry Springer
(Clan.): Dweia says, "I think if one of my boys ever gave me a dildo I'd beat them to death with it."
Dweia on marrying her gay best friend
(Clan.): Dweia says, "I suppose I could buy a strap on and bind the boobies away."
Dweia, on the Subject of PK
| Warning! It has come to our attention that this subheading contained A BIG FAT LIE. It has therefore been removed from the wiki in order to protect you from misinformation. |
DWEIA IS VERY TOUGH AND MANLY. SHE HAS BEEN KNOWN TO SHRUG WHEN DESIAN THREATENS TO KILL HER BACK TO NEWBIEHOOD. WHAT A BADASS.
| Dweia is a massive Narcissist - for creating their own character page but not adding anything else to the wiki! |
| Dweia is known as one of the Females of Aetolia for... well, the tits. |
Categories: Players | Stub | Narcissists | Females
