Elanth

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This article is about Elanth. You may wish to refer to Prism.

Elanth Status: Active
Name	Elanth Ishilind
Birth date	16th of Lleian, year 193
Class	Paladin
Gender	Male
Race	Human
Status	Living
Level	80 (somehow)
Alignment	Worthless Neutral Namby-Pamby Noncom Chaotic Good
Sexuality	He thinks he's straight. Everyone else thinks he's gay.
Marital status	Single. Wait, no. Dating. No, definitely single. Wait! Married! Er, single? IT'S COMPLICATED ;_; (Seriously, though, he's married.)
Spouse	Phoenecia
Guild
Guild	N/A
Positions held	N/A
Guildrank	N/A
City
City	Attica
Positions held	N/A
Cityrank	N/A
Characteristics
Height	5'10
Weight	Unknown
Hair	Brown
Eyes	Blue

Basis for this page

<+Obscurity> Elanth should get a page detailing him as a hopeless misanthropic emo.

The Character

Elanth is a hopeless misanthropic emo. He grew up in Spinesreach, thereby allowing his player to get away with a cheap British stereotype when he isn't busy being emo. His background, insofar as it exists, consists of him being repeatedly abused, dehumanized, and ultimately and permanently twisted by the circumstances. Think Shinji Ikari of Evangelion, but not nearly as well executed. Think about that for a moment, people. Shinji Ikari knock-off.

For a while, Elanth was a Paladin, and he did absolutely nothing of note. The few people who care report that he married someone, divorced her, and became extremely emo. Extremely. Like, so emo that the mere text his player typed was like a black hole of emo that even the pretentious drama queens shied away from. In the aftermath of the emopocalypse, they crowned Elanth as their new queen. Except no one cares.

These days, he's basically inactive, and hits on women by telling them how much he sucks and how utterly depressed he is. Amazingly, it seems to work. He secretly fears his father and sees phallic images everywhere, and women frighten him because he secretly loved his mother. He enjoys bananas and cigars, and probably has an utterly massive Oedipal complex. Because, y'know, emo = Freud, and Freud = deep symbolic meaning.

Mostly he sucks. In a non-Freudian way. On Phoenecia.

Description

He is a muscular Human and is about five feet and ten inches in height, of an average, muscular build. His skin, leathery and tanned, is deeply creased and scarred, and his hands are rough and calloused, yet possessing of long, dextrous digits. His face is long and ovular, defined by high cheekbones and deep-set gray eyes, and further emphasized by his square, clean-shaven chin. His hair is arranged in a neat, military cut. Its color is brown, interspersed with the faded gray of age - his curled bangs disguise his brow, heavily creased with both age and experience. A faint scar lies on his right cheek, in the shape of an arrow pointing downward toward his neck. He is wearing:

• a circlet of aesthesis
• a suit of polished field plate armour
• a pair of black leather swordsman's boots
• a spherical pendant of blue lace agate
• a simple writer's kitbag
• an etched platinum ring
• a rustic necklace with a rabbit's foot
• a pair of plain, black dress trousers
• a locket of valor
• a blue, leather Paladin's weaponbelt
• a crimson shirt

Elanth IS A TRAP! They're played by someone of the opposite gender. Watch out for unexplainable bulges.

Elanth is known as one of the Emos of Aetolia for their bleeding-edge originality.

Elanth is known as one of the RP Whores of Aetolia for their sparkling blue orbs, set perfectly beneath breathtaking auburn hair that falls like a waterfall about their neck, accenting their milky skin beautifully in the moonlight...