Endgamer
From The Ankyrean Archives
An Endgamer is a person who dedicates hours upon hours of his life to mashing macros every four seconds, or coding ridiculous systems that will both do it automatically and yet not violate the policy regarding using triggers to gain experience or gold.
In return for the wasted time, Endgamers are rewarded with level 99, which comes with a variety of newly nerfed perks, including:
- Membership in the exclusive Tekal Club, standard level!
- A +1 addition to the virtual_penis_length stat!
- The ability to choose a statpack that is better than the rest of you petty mortals are stuck with!
- The ability to speak and understand all mortal languages!
- A really cool message about your body going through insufferable agony, accompanied by a game-wide message that shows everyone how truly lame you are!
After bashing through another level, Endgamers are qualified to receive all the above benefits, PLUS:
- Membership in the exclusive Tekal club, lord level!
- A +2 addition to the virtual_penis_length stat!
- The ability to choose a new, even cooler, race by instilling your hollow body with either the essence of LIFE or DEATH (even though we all know they really meant UNDEATH because death is something good and life-like now)!
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