Haven
From The Ankyrean Archives
| Haven It's My Duty, To Please That Booty. | |
|---|---|
 Brix will be shat. | |
| Name | Haven Locke |
| Birth date | 25th of Ios, 205 MA |
| Class | Infernal |
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Human |
| Status | Living |
| Level | Satusian. |
| Alignment | Lawful evil |
| Sexuality | Straight. |
| Marital status | Single |
| Characteristics | |
| Height | 5'11" |
| Weight | 209 lbs |
| Hair | Black |
| Eyes | Blue |
This page exists because Haven's player is one of our token black guys. At least, that's what we remember him on IRC for.
Haven
At one point in time Haven was the Infernal Guildmaster but was later usurped by Kylari (who now spends her days masturbating to the memory of running the guild into the ground). After a brief display of melodrama Haven was exiled from Bloodloch and spent his days wandering Failapience. When he's not Acting Knightly, Haven can be found gorging himself with KFC, cornbread, watermelon, and grape drink in his idle little world somewhere near NoT.
Recently he was let back into the Infernals, where he impales the kids with his hatred of the Po' without getting up from the couch. And that, sir, requires balls of steel.
Brown steel.
He recently lost an election against Grimdale.
Description
He is an athletic Human and is close to six feet tall with black hair and fierce blue eyes. With his hair stylishly cut in a fading fashion, exposing much of his scalp, and his broad shoulders set straight, Haven's entire demeanor appears very militaristic. Like a mighty river cutting through the side of a mountain, a coarse and grim scar spills across the side of Haven's flesh; streaming from his lower left ear right down to his rounded jaw - permanently etching a sinister half grin on his face. With the outer edges blackened to a crisp, directly over his heart, Haven's flesh has been warped to resemble a hand print.
See also
| Haven is known as one of the RP Whores of Aetolia for their sparkling blue orbs, set perfectly beneath breathtaking auburn hair that falls like a waterfall about their neck, accenting their milky skin beautifully in the moonlight... |
| Oh, snap! Haven be reppin' fo' da the Token Black Guys of Aetolia. Be sure to patronize the shit out of them by pretending to be "fly" and "gangsta" in their presence, you stupid honkie. |
