Human

From The Ankyrean Archives

If you don't play a Human, you're a furry. Rajamalan? Atavian? Xoran? Thanks, you anthropomorphic motherfuckers. Go yiff in Shooting Star Inn. Exceptions to this rule are Dwarves and Trolls. Horkvals are giant cockroaches, and Tsol'aa and Kelki are both part of the "Treehugger" denomination of races. Mhun and Imps are both wimps, and Grooks are grouped with the Rajas/Birds/Lizards. Yiff in Hell.

Racial Skills

• Improved Meditation
• Improved Sleep
• Selfishness
• Blood Reserves

Notable Humans

• ......Yep.
• The guy that said, "An ellipses is '...', bitchtit."