Lexen

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Lexen Status: Rubbing his ass after being kicked from the Infernals.
Name	Lexen.
Birth date	16th of Variach, 182.
Class	Infernal.
Gender	Male.
Race	Human.
Status	Living.
Level	75
Sexuality	Previously a lover of whores, he now has eyes for only one.
Marital status	Steady relationship.
Guild
Guild	None
Positions held	He got the boot!
Guildrank	n/a
City
City	Spinesreach
Positions held	None.
Cityrank	1.
Characteristics
Height	Average.
Weight	Slight.
Hair	Black.
Eyes	Steel gray.

Formerly a slacker and guildhopper, Lexen somehow managed to overthrow Kylari and take control of the Infernals. Lexen was booted by Missari and is going to ragequit.

He may hold a record for shortest term before being contested (24 hours), due to his lack of emulating the methods of previous guildmasters, as well as for not consulting Kylari before trying to do anything. His only other claim to notability is the fact that he tried to single-handedly revive the Infernals.

Description

He is a clever Human and is of average height, though his build is slightly smaller than most humans. His short black hair lays in a wave across his forehead over steel gray eyes. His right cheek is marked with four evenly spaced scars that seem little more than slight dimples in the skin until more closely inspected. Despite his smaller build, his muscles ripple with the subtle strength and tone of a man whose body does not match the years in his eyes. A deep scar runs along his neck from just beneath his jaw, tracing along his jugular vein for several inches, and his right hand is securely covered with a tight-fitting black fingerless glove, meant to provide more support than protection. Just below the end of the scar on his neck, the brand of a falcon in flight with three teardrops placed directly above it is visable, burned into the skin over his heart. His mouth turns up slightly into a half grin on one side, which reveals the tip of one milky-white fang. Though his ribs show readily through his skin, his gaunt nature does not seem to effect his physical abilites. A discolored patch of skin along his left side indicates long healed past injuries.

Trivia

Lexen once had a boner for Svyetila. With the bitches he's been after, it's a wonder he hasn't developed some kind of crotch rot.

Why he Fails Why he KICKS ASS Why he Fails

In his spare time he enjoys torturing his newest shieldbearers. Don't forget to salute him if you like your intestines the way they are.

Lexen IS A TRAP!
They're played by someone of the opposite gender. Watch out for unexplainable bulges.

Lexen
is a massive Narcissist - for creating their own character page but not adding anything else to the wiki!

Lexen
is known as one of the RP Whores of Aetolia for their sparkling blue orbs, set perfectly beneath breathtaking auburn hair that falls like a waterfall about their neck, accenting their milky skin beautifully in the moonlight...