Mariena

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This article is about Mariena. You may wish to refer to the article about Marie, who has a similar name. Despite her forum name being Marie, they are not the same person..

Mariena
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Name Mariena, Elemental Witch
Birth date 11th Haernos, 183MA
Class Sciomancer
Gender Female
Cup size 40D
Race Azudim
Status Sciomancer
Level 101
Sexuality Straight
Marital status Single
House
House Voltaire
Positions held A royal aide
Houserank 1
City
City Bloodloch
Positions held Minister of Developement
Cityrank 4

A longtime member of House Voltaire and childe of Kiansha, Mariena held a zillion positions and ran half the House by herself until she abandoned Voltaire and moved on to Bouchard, the House of A Thousand Spurting Penises, leaving behind nothing bar a bad smell and a pair of soiled panties. This had the net effect of causing all the self-hating wristbiters to jump ship, leaving the remaining three people in Voltaire happier than ever. Still having decent morals (despite having sired Aetolia's most retarded rapist), she continues her search for mates outside of her own childer.

At some point she decided to go Sciomancer.

Close friends with Darliea Ve'Kahi, she is the self-appointed Queen of thwapping idiots and the Under-Secretary of unwarranted self-importance. She spends her time crafting, scaring her husbands or fiances to torpor due to her desperate, constant state of clingy, and bashing Khauskin, because everything else kills her squishy newb ass.

Gives new meaning to the "easy" button.

Image:PlayerFemales.jpg Mariena
is known as one of the Females of Aetolia for... well, the tits.