Owned

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Owned (alt: Pwned)

n.

That which belongs to one: 'Desian wanted a bitch of his own.

v. tr.

1. To have or possess as property: 'Desian owns your ass.'
2. To have control over: For a time: 'Desian owned your ass yesterday.
3. To admit as being in accordance with fact, truth, or a claim; acknowledge: 'I must own up, Desian kicks ass'
4. To fill an opposing Video Game player with lead and/or cold fucking steel and/or love holes: 'HACKER!! HACKER!!'

v. intr.

To make a full confession or acknowledgment: 'When confronted with the truth, Desian owned up to PK skills.'

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