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Current Events in Aetolia


  • Nothing is happening.

Old News

  • Bloodloch beat up Enorian and took back its lunch money.
  • Enorian won another war against Bloodloch.
  • Enorian finally won something.
  • Kerrithim exploded, leaving a hole with some doors that blow people up if they stay there too long.
  • Kerrithrim returned, smashing the Tower of Artifice and a portion of the Ithmia before making Khepri his lunch.
  • A three mile tall tower of tentacled Awesome rose out of the sea, wiped out Shastaan and raped Arion.
  • The Gods decided to replace all the naughty/racist words with random nouns for April Fool's. Mudsex must look like ad-libs now. "I will stick my hummingbird in your coinpurse, poodle!" Death threats do not go unaffected: "I will pegglepeggleinate you."
  • Aetolians everywhere can no longer scoff at obvious failure in the game by comparing them to the larger problem of our completely nonexistant conflict. YAY WAR SYSTEM!(!!)
  • Forestals declare Holy war on the undead and almost lasts two days. Big Troop war commences. All the wars are over, now. Ashtan, Duiran, and Enorian lost. Then Bloodloch ended their treaty with Spinesreach.
  • Assassin's Creed 2 looks fucking awesome. If you don't think it's awesome, take a shotgun to your head now. /derail
  • The second Great Hunt ended.
  • Timmy came back as Sir Timothy. He likes to eat snakes.
  • Nausikaa began trawling the Wiki religiously recently, vowing to smack down anyone who so much as dared to make the "it's over 9000" joke. Seriously, fuckin' quit it. You're not even quoting it within context! Saying "it's over 9000" in all caps by itself isn't funny... it's fucking non-sequitur. See old news.
  • Something gay about fissures and lights, then Niuri came back.
  • Critical hits on guards are disabled again, along with a massive guard beef-up resulting in the end of raiding.
  • Iosyne came back. She randomly hates undead now for some reason.
  • "Who", "No one cares", and "No u" are becoming Aetolian memes. Use sparingly.
  • Lleis got f@&*ed up. Auresae got pissed. Dhar PKs Lleis. Epic fail involved.
  • Iron Realms games are now on Kongregate which results in this kind of problem: Fucking with us.
  • Galleus misses another self-imposed deadline which leaves the populace of Talent-seeking individuals disappointed once more.
  • Galleus misses another self-imposed deadline which leaves the populace of Tradeskill-seeking individuals disappointed once more.
  • Ancient 4chan memes, we heard they're fucking tired.
  • The Great Hunt ended. Xon 'won'.
  • Auresae came back.
  • An Artifact Auction finished recently.
  • Timmy is missing, to the delight of many.
  • CTF Score: Ashtan 0, Enorian 0, Bloodloch 47, Duiran 11, Spinesreach 8. That's right: Bloodloch 47.
  • Auresae disappeared, Lleis went looking for Her and returned madder than ever, with a big(ger) grudge against Bloodloch and the Undead.
  • The Year 250 MA has rolled around, and the Midnight Carnival is in full swing.
  • Soulcage nerfing has sent many Necromancers in a frenzy.
  • Holy War between Chakrasul and Lleis. Chakrasul won.
  • Chakrasul attempted to destroy Yggdrasil. Some of this was reversed by Lleis and a new seed was planted by her and Dhar, seemingly leading to a new alliance. A log of the event can be found here.
  • A number of raids have rippled across the cities of Sapience in recent days, due to the renewed ability to critical on guards. (Which has now been changed. See current events above.)
  • Teradrim remain unappreciated.
  • Magi are accused of holding a monopoly.
  • Syssin are plotting the disposal of one of their members.
  • Non-fighters whine.
  • PK whores issue. And expect to win. Like Sentrine and Christina.
  • Credit whores buy artifacts to help them bash to level 20.
  • Mudkipz, we heard u liek them.
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